Thick Productivity Body Wash

$12.50

Thick Old Glory Body Wash

Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

Invigorating scent blends notes of fresh eucalyptus, peppermint, and woodsy pine. Smells like Productivity.

Product Specs:

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Bonus: no loofah required
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
  • Size: 17.5 oz.
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.